Rumination on all manner of cud. https://validator.w3.org/feed/docs/rss2.html Gangs of Lagos. Not another gang drama please! Thin line between BBL, prostitution and moral bankruptcy. Sinners: why am I always drawn to pointed incisors? Travelling further with a Nigerian passport. Your high-end Samsung phone or iPhone might be a counterfeit. The day the CIA checked me out on LinkedIn. The Bible in pidgin, American ‘hood’ language and MLE. Should parents influence choice of their children’s career? N10.6m for a bottle of Macallan? O Thunder, where art thou! Living in Lekki and the fallacy of ‘premium.’ Funeral rumination… Football and inherited hate. How I developed my literary voice and style. Damn, these writing bots are coming for us! “What is mine is mine. What is yours is mine.” Oh Nike! Our man in Havana – Oh, Fidel, what have you done! A parliament of owls? A wake of vultures? English, bloody hell! My America visa interview experience. Nigerians and foreign first names – something dey worry una! What type of father-in-law will I be? Only God knows. Does juju really exist? Our man in Cancun. Quintana Roohoo! Valentine is overrated. I can’t deal. Hollywood and Brand USA. Visiting the Maasai Mara and being nearly eaten by a hippo. Living on the Island and Nigerians’ warped definition of quality of life. GTCO Food & Drink 2022. Why are young guys so pathetic at dating and wooing women? Who Is Thanos, ARCON or ADVAN? Part 1 Not too shabby, that Blood Sisters. Chief Daddy 2. Chiefly meh. Ladies, cats are not witches. Witches like blood not milk! The ESL. Culture always eats strategy for breakfast. Heartily. King of Boys 2. Why it is a 6/10 for me. Romance is overrated. A slow death may not be a bad thing. The challenge with Twitter is us, not the youth. “Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy.” Kunle Afolayan’s Swallow is a hard one to swallow. It’s 4/10. The duck, the rabbit, the squirrel and the eagle. This Meadow Yet – a poem Who is Jide Alade? My Holocaust jaunt. Krakow. Auschwitz-Birkenau. My Holocaust jaunt. Hello Buda and Pest! Will I eat NASCO cornflakes? My Holocaust jaunt. Imperious Munich. My Holocaust jaunt. Berlin you beauty! My Holocaust jaunt. Amsterdam, I shall be back! My Holocaust jaunt. How it all began. Who Is Thanos, ARCON or ADVAN? Part 2 (Ban of foreign models and VO)